Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
that I want to read
cover to cover.
I’m so tired of working with people who are able to speak ill about me in their own language and get away with it only because I know very few words. I wouldn’t let a man who spoke English get away with calling me a whore, so why should it be different if they’re Hispanic or Chinese?
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat